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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 02:20

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Where is best free porn?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do you write?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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