What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.